You need time, right?
when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb
My brother actually tried to trip my mom down the stairs while she was pregnant with me, as I recently found out, for the same reason.
Aren’t siblings the greatest?
bonus points for explaining
#how about no
this is the single greatest thing i will ever reblog during my stay here on tumblr.
This is the only redeemable thing about Twilight was this whole monologue.
It’s funny because it’s Jared Padalecki.
it’s even funnier because he’s eating a salad
It’s even funnier because his character’s name is Dean
even funnier because he worked at Moose’s Market
it was foreshadowing